ʻO kahi ʻōpio ma nā ʻoihana pūnaewele: pehea e hakakā ai i ka inaina?

I ka ʻike ʻana i ka honua dizzying o Instagram, Likee a i ʻole TikTok, ʻaʻole maopopo i kā mākou poʻe 9- a 10 mau makahiki i ka mea e hoʻomākaukau ai nā ʻoihana pūnaewele no ko lākou hilinaʻi ponoʻī. ʻO ka mea ʻoluʻolu loa o lākou ʻo ka holo ʻana i kahi ʻōlelo hōʻino. Akā ʻo ka mahalo o ka poʻe inaina ʻaʻole ia he kumu e hōʻole ai i ke kamaʻilio. ʻO nā loea kamaʻilio - ka mea kākau moʻolelo ʻo Nina Zvereva a me ka mea kākau ʻo Svetlana Ikonnikova - ma ka puke "Star of Social Networks" e haʻi i ke ʻano e pane pono ai i nā manaʻo maikaʻi ʻole. Ke kau ʻana i kahi snippet.

“No laila ua hoʻopuka ʻoe i kāu pou. Hoʻouna i kahi wikiō. I kēia manawa, ʻike nā mea a pau - me kāu avatar, me nā emoticons (a ʻaʻole lākou), me nā kiʻi a i ʻole nā ​​kiʻi ... Like? He manaʻo? A ʻike ʻoe - ʻae, aia!

A i kēia manawa, hāʻule paha kāu ʻoihana blogging. No ka mea, ʻo ka mea ʻike i ka hana ʻana i nā wikiō maikaʻi a kākau i nā pou nani, ʻaʻole ia e lilo i blogger kiʻekiʻe inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻike pehea e pane pono ai i nā manaʻo. A pehea e pono ai?

He aha kāu e hana ai inā ʻaʻole hoʻomaikaʻi nā ʻōlelo iā ʻoe?

e kala mai? E hamau paha? ʻAʻohe mea i ʻike i ka pane kūpono. No ka mea, ʻaʻohe. A aia ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻana no hoʻokahi haneli manaʻo. He aha ka mea i koe? E ʻae i ka manaʻo o kekahi.

I kekahi manawa ua ʻōlelo ʻo Voltaire: "ʻAʻole wau e ʻae i kahi ʻōlelo a ʻoe, akā ua mākaukau wau e make no kou kuleana e haʻi i kou manaʻo." ʻO kēia ka democracy, ma ke ala. No laila, inā i loko o nā ʻōlelo a ke kanaka e hōʻike i kahi manaʻo ʻaʻole ʻoe e kaʻana like, e haʻi iā ia e pili ana, e hakakā me ia, e hāʻawi i kāu mau hoʻopaʻapaʻa. Mai hōʻeha ʻoe. Aia iā ia ke kuleana e noʻonoʻo pēlā. He ʻokoʻa ʻoe. ʻOkoʻa nā mea a pau.

A inā kākau ʻo ia i nā mea ʻino e pili ana iaʻu a me koʻu mau hoaaloha?

Eia naʻe ke hana nei mākou ma kahi loina ʻē aʻe. Akā ʻo ka mea mua, e hōʻoia kākou he ʻino maoli kēia, ʻaʻole kahi manaʻo ʻē aʻe. I kekahi manawa aia kahi blogger Dasha. A ua kākau ʻo ia i kahi pou: “Nani ka luhi i kēia makemakika! E ka Haku, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke hoʻomanawanui hou. ʻAʻole, ua mākaukau wau e hoʻopaʻa i nā logarithms a hele i nā mea hoʻokae. Akā, pono wau e hoʻomaopopo i ke kumu. He kanaka kokua kanaka au. ʻAʻole pono au i nā hoohalike cubic i koʻu ola. No ke aha mai?! ʻAe, no ke aha wau e hoʻolilo nui ai i koʻu manawa a me nā aʻalolo iā lākou? No ke aha ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke aʻo i ka haʻiʻōlelo, ka noʻonoʻo a i ʻole ka mōʻaukala i kēia manawa - he aha kaʻu makemake nui? He aha ka mea e pono ai no ka algebra a me ka geometry i koho ʻia ma ke kula kiʻekiʻe?

ʻO nā manaʻo maikaʻi ʻole i hāʻule ma luna o Dasha. Heluhelu ʻoe i ʻelima o lākou a ʻōlelo: ʻo wai o lākou, i kou manaʻo, i kākau ʻia ma ke ʻano maoli, a ʻo wai hoʻi nā mea hōʻino wale?

  1. "ʻAe, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kiʻi i kahi mea i ʻoi aku ma mua o ka" triple "ma ka algebra, no laila ua huhū ʻoe!"
  2. “ʻAe, ua ʻike koke ʻia - he blonde! ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ke kau ʻana i kāu mau kiʻi, ma ka liʻiliʻi loa he mea kā lākou e nānā ai!
  3. “He lapuwale kēlā! Pehea ʻoe e ola ai me ka makemakika?
  4. "ʻO kahi mea i hoʻopilikia ʻia i ka hoʻokolokolo!"
  5. “ʻAʻole loa au i ʻae! Hoʻokumu ka makemakika i ka noʻonoʻo pono, a me ka ʻole o ia mea, ola ke kanaka e like me ka amphibian, ma ke ʻano like.

Pololei, ʻo ka ʻōlelo hōʻino ka ʻōlelo mua, ʻelua a me ka ʻehā.

I loko o ia mau mea, ʻaʻole hoʻopaʻapaʻa nā mea kākau me ka manaʻo i hōʻike ʻia e Dasha, akā loiloi i ka pae naʻauao o Dasha. A he koʻikoʻi loa lākou. A eia ke kolu o ka manaʻo… No ke aha ʻoe i manaʻo ai ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻohālikelike ʻia i ka ʻōlelo hōʻino (ʻoiai makemake wau)? No ka mea, ʻaʻole loiloi ka mea kākau o kēia ʻōlelo iā Dasha, akā ʻo ka manaʻo i haʻi ʻia e ia. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻike pehea e kaʻana like i kāna loiloi, akā ma ka liʻiliʻi ʻaʻole ʻo ia i kākau ʻo Dasha he naʻaupō.

E hoʻomaopopo he ʻokoʻa nui kēia. ʻO ka haʻi ʻana i ke kanaka he naʻaupō ʻo ia, a i ʻole ka ʻōlelo ʻana he naʻaupō kona manaʻo. ʻO ka lapuwale he hōʻino. Manaʻo naʻaupō… ʻoiai, ʻōlelo mākou a pau i nā mea lapuwale i kēlā me kēia manawa. ʻOiai ʻoi aku ka pololei o ka pane ʻana penei: "Me he mea lapuwale kēia manaʻo iaʻu." A wehewehe i ke kumu. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻo ia ka mea a ka mea kākau o ka ʻōlelo ʻelima i hoʻāʻo e hana: ua hōʻike ʻo ia i ka ʻae ʻole i ka manaʻo (e hoʻomaopopo ʻaʻole ʻo ia i loiloi iā Dasha ma kekahi ʻano) a hoʻopaʻapaʻa i kona kūlana.

ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻana me ka poʻe ʻike pehea e hana ai me ka ʻole e hōʻeha i kou ʻano. E nalowale ana paha ʻoe i kēia hoʻopaʻapaʻa. Akā, he hoʻopaʻapaʻa wale nō ia, ʻaʻole he ʻinoʻino e lele ana i hope. Akā, hiki ke holoi pono ʻia nā ʻōlelo i piha i ka huhū a me ka hoʻomāʻewaʻewa iā ʻoe a me kou ʻohana. Loaʻa iā ʻoe nā kuleana āpau ʻaʻole e hoʻohuli i kāu ʻaoʻao i ʻōpala. A ʻoiaʻiʻo, hoʻopau iā ia i ka lepo waha.

No hea mai lakou, keia poe inaina?

ʻAʻole pono e wehewehe ʻia ka huaʻōlelo "hater", ʻeā? Manaʻo mākou ʻaʻole i hele mai kēia poʻe i kāu ʻaoʻao, akā e mākaukau: hiki iā ʻoe ke hālāwai mau me ka inaina ma kahi pūnaewele. ʻOiaʻiʻo, loaʻa ka nui o nā hōkū iā lākou. Wehe ʻoe i kekahi kiʻi o kahi hōkū ma Instagram a ʻike maoli ʻoe i loko o nā manaʻo e like me: "ʻAe, ua ʻike ʻia nā makahiki ..." a i ʻole "E ke Akua, pehea ʻoe e ʻaʻahu ai i kēlā ʻaʻahu i ka hoki momona!" E hoʻomanaʻo ua kākau maikaʻi mākou - "momona hoki." ʻAʻole hilahila ka poʻe inaina i kā lākou ʻōlelo. ʻO wai kēia poʻe? Nui nā koho.

  1. ʻO ka poʻe inaina ka poʻe e hana nei i kā lākou hana. No ka laʻana, ua uku ka hui Romashka i ka poʻe inaina e kākau i nā ʻano mea ʻino a pau i nā ʻōlelo ma nā pou o ka hui Vasilek. A kākau lākou me ka makemake. ʻO ka hopena, hoʻōki ka poʻe i ke kūʻai ʻana i nā cornflowers mai ka hui Vasilek a hoʻomaka e kūʻai i ka chamomile mai ka hui Romashka. ʻo ke ʻano? ʻOiaʻiʻo. Mai hana pela.
  2. ʻO kēia ka poʻe e hōʻoiaʻiʻo iā lākou iho i ka lilo o nā hōkū. ʻAe, i ka wā ma ke ola maoli, e hui ʻo Vasya nalo me Miss World?! ʻAʻole loa. Akā, e hele mai ʻo ia i kāna ʻaoʻao ma nā ʻoihana pūnaewele a kākau: "ʻAe, mug! A kapa ʻia kēia he nani? Pfft, he puaʻa kā mākou a ʻoi aku ka nani! Ua piʻi ka manaʻo o Vasya iā ia iho. Akā pehea - ua hōʻike ʻo ia i kāna "fi" i ka nani!
  3. He poʻe makemake kēia e ʻike i ka poʻe ʻē aʻe i kā lākou ʻōlelo. ʻAʻole kēia poʻe e manaʻo e pili ana i nā pou Miss World. E hoʻomaka lākou e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i ka poʻe a lākou i ʻike ponoʻī ma nā ʻoihana pūnaewele: nā haumāna o kā lākou kula ponoʻī, "nā hoa hana" ma ka ʻāpana haʻuki, nā hoalauna ... hauʻoli lākou i ko lākou mana ma luna o nā manaʻo o kekahi. Ua kākau ʻo ia i kahi mea maikaʻi ʻole - a ʻike ʻoe i ke ʻano o ke kanaka ʻulaʻula, huli haʻihaʻi, ʻaʻole ʻike i ka mea e ʻōlelo ai i ka pane ... A loaʻa i nā mea a pau ka manawa e holo ai i kahi inaina o ka laʻana No. 3. Hiki iā ʻoe ke holoi wale i kāna mau ʻōlelo hōʻino. A hiki iā ʻoe, inā ʻike ʻoe i ka ikaika iā ʻoe iho, e hakakā i hope.

Pehea e kaua aku ai i ka inaina?

ʻO ka mea nui ma ʻaneʻi ʻaʻole ia e pane i ke ʻano a ka inaina i ʻōlelo ai. He aha kāna e manaʻo ai iā ʻoe? ʻO ka huhū, ka ʻōlelo hōʻino, nā kala ʻana. A ʻo kekahi o kāu mau pane ma kēia ʻano, ʻo ia ka mea e hahai ana ʻoe i ka mea inaina, e ʻae ana i nā lula i kau ʻia e lākou. E haʻalele i kēia mokulele! E haʻi aku i ka inaina i kāna hana, e ʻakaʻaka i ke kūlana, a i ʻole… e ʻae like me ia.

I ka manawa i kākau ai ke kaikamahine ʻo Ira i kahi ʻōlelo: "ʻAe, ma hea ʻoe i komo ai me kahi hoki nui?" "ʻAe, ke inaina nei ʻoe iaʻu i kēia manawa, a ʻaʻole ʻoe e kamaʻilio pololei," i pane aku ai ʻo Ira i ka mea hoʻopuka. "E hele kāua i ka ʻoihana a i ʻole e holoi wau i kāu ʻōlelo." ʻAʻohe hewa. ʻAʻohe ʻōlelo hōʻino. Ua nānā ʻo Ira i ka ʻōlelo a ka inaina a ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia i kāna mea e hana ai inā hana hou kēia.

A i kekahi mau mahina ma hope mai, i ka ʻōlelo: "ʻAe, maʻamau ʻoe!" - ua kākau ʻo ia: "ʻAe, nā mea āpau, nā mea āpau, ua lanakila wau i ke kaikamahine! Haʻalele wau! - a kau i nā emoticon. ʻAʻole i manaʻo ʻo Ira e komo i kahi hoʻopaʻapaʻa. Ua hoʻohenehene ʻo ia i ka hele ʻana a no laila ua kīkē ʻia ka lepo mai lalo o nā wāwae o ka inaina. A no ke kolu o ka manawa, i ka inaina hoʻokahi (ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia ke kāne), ua kākau ʻo ia i kahi ʻōlelo hōʻino e pili ana i kona naʻauao: "ʻAe, pololei kēlā. Pololei i ke kiko.

"ʻAe, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hakakā!" - ua pane ka inaina me ka huhū a ʻaʻole i waiho i kekahi manaʻo ma ka ʻaoʻao o Ira. Makemake hāmau wale i kāna mau kiʻi. Ma ke ala, he hoʻomau ka moʻolelo. I ka manawa i hoʻomaka ai ʻo Ira e troll i kekahi kanaka. (He kaikamahine ʻakaʻaka ʻo Ira, no laila ua kaulana kona blog. A ma kahi e kaulana ai, aia nā inaina.)

No laila, ua hele mai kēlā inaina mua i ka pale o ke kaikamahine me kona umauma. Ua hakakā ʻo ia i kēlā me kēia hoʻouka ʻana o ka troll malihini. Heluhelu ʻo Ira i kēia mau mea a minoʻaka.


Kūkākūkā ʻo Nina Zvereva lāua ʻo Svetlana Ikonnikova e pili ana i nā lula ʻē aʻe o ke kamaʻilio ʻana ma nā ʻoihana pūnaewele, e pili ana i ke ʻano o ka haʻi ʻana i nā moʻolelo hoihoi a me ka loaʻa ʻana o nā poʻe manaʻo like ma ka puke "Star of Social Networks. Pehea e lilo ai i blogger maikaʻi” (Clever-Media-Group, 2020).

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