“Ua nalowale au i ka puʻu mucous 15 mau lā ma mua. No laila, hoʻoholo wau e hele i ka hale hānai wale nō (ʻoiai, mai hana ʻoe !!!). Hoʻokomo wau i loko o ka lumi ʻaina, ua naha koʻu ʻeke wai. Olelo mai ka palekeiki ia'u: "E waiho ana au i kau kelepona ia oe, aole no ko kane i keia manawa, hiki iaia ke kii aku ia oe ma ke kelepona pela." Mahalo iā Madam!
ʻO wau, ka mea i kāhea ʻole ʻia, ʻo ia lā ʻo France Telecom, he ʻanakē, he hoahānau, kekahi mau hoaaloha… ʻaʻole wau i ʻike i ka hala ʻana o ka manawa, a ʻo ka mea ʻoluʻolu loa: “Aloha, ʻo ia ka lawelawe lawe ʻana a Carrefour, mākou. e hele mai e lawe i kāu mau mea hana hale. "A pane wau:" Auē, kala mai, poina loa wau iā ʻoe! "ʻO ke kanaka hauʻoli ʻole:" Akā ma hope o nā mea āpau, he pupule, he aha kāu hana! ʻEkolu mau manawa a mākou e hoʻopanee ai ", a ʻo wau:" E kala mai, hānau wau !!! "ʻO ia, hopohopo nā mea a pau:" Pono ʻoe i ke kōkua, he aha kaʻu e hana nei? »« ʻAʻohe mea, e kau i luna, e hoʻokele wau !!! »MDR !!!! He maikaʻi loa ke kāne, hāʻawi maikaʻi ʻole i ka lā aʻe me ka bonus, he pua pua !!! ”
infonia74
"ʻO kaʻu hānau mua he hoʻokomo i hoʻonohonoho ʻia. Ma mua o ka noho ʻana ma luna o kahi moe, ua ʻōlelo mai ka pale keiki iaʻu: "E wehe i kou ʻaʻahu", a ʻo wau, ka mea i pane aku iā ia: "Ua wehe au i koʻu puʻupuʻu? “. Ua ʻōlelo mai ʻo ia iaʻu me ka lewa i ʻōlelo nui: "ʻAe, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka nānā ʻana iā ʻoe!" Auwe ka hilahila!
Ua hele maikaʻi loa kaʻu hānau hānau ʻelua, ke ʻano mele, ka lewa hoʻomaha loa. No laila, hoʻomaha, i kekahi manawa, ʻai wau a makemake ka pale keiki e "hoʻōla" iaʻu. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia i ka nalo ʻana i kāna mau mīkina lima latex, "ʻAe, he aha kēia mau mīkina lima hou e hana nei?" Ua maikaʻi iā ia, akā ʻike mākou a pau i kahi e puka mai ai kēlā walaʻau. ”
Medysa
“ʻO ka hānau ʻana o kahi hoaaloha. I ke ahiahi, ʻōlelo ʻo ia i kāna kāne: "Manaʻo wau he maikaʻi", ʻōlelo ʻo ia: ʻAe, ke hoʻomākaukau nei au ", a ma laila ʻo ia e pulupulu ai i kona mau niho, hele e kiʻi i kahi lole lole ... pili loa, hop lakou (hope!) i ke kaa. Mai nīnau mai iaʻu pehea, akā ma laila, kāhea ʻo ia i kaʻu kāne me ka ʻike ʻole (ke kī ʻulaʻula aʻu e noʻonoʻo nei, kelepona i loko o kaʻu ʻeke) a ʻo kaʻu kāne, ma 23:XNUMX pm, ʻike i ka helu a ʻōlelo: "Aloha? Pehea e holo nei ? he pilikia ? Akā ʻaʻohe mea e pane mai. Ma laila, lohe kaʻu kāne i ka uē ʻana o ke kaʻa, a laila hoʻōho kekahi kanaka: “ʻAʻole maikaʻi ʻoe, pupule ʻoe, e haʻalele i kāu kaʻa!” "A me kaʻu hoaaloha e pane ana:" E kala mai hānau kaʻu wahine! »Ua hopohopo kaʻu kāne, ua hahai ʻo ia i ka lawe ʻana a pau me ka ʻike ʻole o kekahi, he ʻakaʻaka!
No ka pēpē2, mau lākou, like scenario, manaʻo ʻo ia e hānau ana ʻo ia, "ʻo ia ke hoʻomākaukau nei au", ʻo ia "ʻaʻole koke! » Lawe ʻo ia iā ia i ka haukapila a ʻōlelo ʻo ia iā ia: « E kali, poina iaʻu kāu ʻeke i loko o ke kaʻa, e hoʻi mai ana au ». Ua hala ʻo ia i ka hānau ʻana o kāna keiki, hiki mai i 5 mau minuke (ʻo ka 1st i 10 min, ʻaʻohe manawa no ka epidurals!) ”
ʻElea
"Ma muli o koʻu loaʻa ʻana o ka thrombus (he ʻāpana koko he 15 knm ma hope o ka paia o ka ʻōpū), ua pehu wau a i ka ʻeha nui. A no ka mea, ʻaʻole au i mimi mai koʻu hoʻi ʻana mai mai ka lumi hana, ua hoʻokomo ʻia au i kahi catheter (manaʻo ʻia he catheter mimi). Ma kahi o ka hoʻokomo ʻana i loko o ka ureter, ua hoʻokomo ke kahu i loko o ka ʻōpū, pono maoli no ka pipi !!! ʻEā, hele mai ka pale keiki wale nō o ka hale hānai e hana a haʻi iā ia i kāna kuhi hewa i mua oʻu, mdr !!! ”
'Ōlelo Mag60200
“No kaʻu hānau mua ʻana, aia kekahi wahine ma ke keʻena e noi ana i nā palekeiki e wikiwiki, no ka mea makemake ʻo ia e hiki mai kāna pēpē ma mua o ke aumoe. Ua makemake ʻo ia e hānau ʻia kāna pēpē i ka lā like me Patrick Bruel (Mei 14). ʻAe, ke lilo ʻoe i mea peʻa…”
Kiveu
"I koʻu wā e hānau ai, ua ʻōlelo mai ka gynecologist iaʻu:" E hele mai, e kaomi madam, ʻike wau i ke poʻo ", a ma laila wau i pane aku ai iā ia:" ʻAe, ʻike wau, ʻike wau i loko o kāu mau aniani " . ʻO ka nui o ka ʻakaʻaka i loko o ka lumi hānau, ua pane mai ke kauka: "ʻAe, ʻaʻole mākou i hana i kēlā iaʻu!" ”
Auretwill
"Ua nalowale koʻu wai i ke kakahiaka o ka semi-final Farani-Portugal. E like me ka ʻole o ka ʻoki ʻana a me ka cervix ma 1,5, ua ʻōlelo ʻia mākou ʻaʻole no kēia lā ʻoiai ʻo kā mākou pēpē mua nō ia. I ka hola 17 pm, ua hoʻi mai nā ʻokiʻoki a ʻo ka makuakāne e hiki mai ana i ʻōlelo i ka pēpē: “ʻAʻole i kēia pō, ʻo ia ka pāʻani, makemake wau e ʻike. “ʻAe, ua komo au i ka hale haʻuki i ka hola 21pm (hoʻomaka o ka pāʻani) a hānau ʻia koʻu loulou i ka hola 23pm (hopena o ka pāʻani). I kēia manawa, hele mai ka mea maʻi maʻi e haʻi iā mākou ua kiʻi ʻo Zidane a hoʻolohe pū mākou i ka pāʻani ma ka lekiō i ka wā o ka lawe ʻana. E hoʻomanaʻo kākou i kēia hānau ʻana! ”
leti29860
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