ʻAʻole makemake kekahi o mākou e noho i ko lākou wahi.
E noʻonoʻo ʻaʻole ʻoe i ke ʻano maikaʻi loa i kēia manawa: ke kau nei kou mau ʻaoʻao, ua kū mai kahi cellulite hoʻopunipuni, a he mea kūpono ʻole ke omo i kou ʻōpū ... He aha kāu e makemake nui ai i nā mea āpau? Kūlohelohe, hūnā i kēia mau mea a pau mai ka prying eyes. ʻOiaʻiʻo, inā hoʻoholo ʻoe e hele i ke kahakai, e koho ʻoe i kahi wahi mehameha loa a e ʻike pono ʻaʻohe mea pili kokoke e pili ana ka loiloi i kāu lapuwale.
I kēia manawa e noʻonoʻo ʻoe ʻo Kate Moss a i ʻole Scarlett Johansson… Mahalo i nā paparazzi ma nā wahi a puni, ʻaʻohe wahi kaʻawale no ʻoe a me ka manawa kūpono e hūnā i kou kino kīnā ʻole mai ka prying eyes. Pehea e haʻalele ai i ke kūlana? Hoʻomaha a leʻaleʻa. Hāʻawi mākou iā ʻoe e ʻike i nā kiʻi o nā mea hōkū o nā ʻano kīnā ʻole i koho i kahi ʻano o ke ʻano kahakai.
I ka wā he supermodel mua ʻoe, paʻakikī loa e ʻelemakule. ʻOiai ʻo Kate Moss e hoʻāʻo nui nei e mālama iā ia iho i ke ʻano a ʻaʻole hāʻawi i nā kūlana, ua kūleʻa ʻo ia i ka hana ʻana i kēlā me kēia makahiki i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi a me ka maikaʻi ʻole. ʻO ke kauwela i hala aku nei ʻaʻole ʻo ia ka holomua loa loa no ke kumu hoʻohālikelike: i mau manawa ua hiki iā ia ke komo i nā aniani o ka paparazzi i ka wā hoʻomaha kahakai. Ua hoʻopaʻa nā mea paʻi kiʻi i nā wahi a pau i ka flabbiness o nā hōkū i ko lākou unsightlyness āpau. ʻOiai, ʻaʻole hiki iā Kate ke kapa ʻia he momona, akā maopopo ʻole kona mau wāwae i ke kani. Ma ke ala, ʻaʻole ka makahiki he kumu. Ke haʻaheo nei kekahi o kāna mau ʻōpio hōkū i nā wāwae e lilo i lili i nā makahiki he iwakālua. ʻO kahi laʻana, ʻo Melanie C he 45 mau makahiki o Spice Girgls.
Ua male ʻo Scarlett Johansson i kāna mea i wae ai i kēia kauwela. Kohu mea lā, ua kokoke koke ka male ʻana, no laila pono pono i ka wahine wahine e huki iā ia iho a lilo i ka kaumaha. ʻIke loa, waiho kāna ʻano kino i nā mea he nui e makemake ʻia. ʻO ke kūlana o nā wāwae a me nā puʻupuʻu o ka hōkū ke kaumaha loa. He 34 wale nō nā makahiki o Scarlett, a ke nānā aku nei kona kino me he mea lā ua hala ʻo 50 mau makahiki i hala. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole kēia e hoʻopilikia i kāna wahine i ka wā e hiki mai ana ʻo Johansson. I nā kiʻi hui, ʻapo mau ʻo ia i kāna mea i aloha ʻia no nā ʻili maikaʻi ʻole a nānā hauʻoli.
ʻO ka ʻike ʻana i ke kiʻi kahakai o Sarah Jessica Parker, he 54 ona makahiki, he mea nui ia. ʻAʻole makemake ka hōkū i nā hanana o ia ʻano, a ʻaʻole makemake maoli ke kino e ʻālohilohi. I ke kumu, ua maopopo i kēia manawa no ke aha. ʻOiai ke pāʻani mau nei i nā haʻuki, ʻaʻole maikaʻi kona helehelena. ʻOiai ʻo ka maopopo maoli o ka lahilahi, ʻaʻohe o ke kani a ka ʻūhā a me nā ʻūhā a uhi ʻia me ka cellulite ʻokoʻa. Ma ke ala, i ka wā i kulu ʻia ai kēia mau kiʻi i ka pāpāho, makaʻu nā mea āpau ʻaʻole ka nui o ka cellulite a Sarah e like me kāna mau lima lawehala. Ma muli o kēia hopena, ua kapa inoa nā tabloids i ka wahine "mummy".
Inā ʻae ʻia ʻo Kate Moss, ma ke ʻano he retiree, e loaʻa i kahi kiʻi kīnā ʻole, a laila no kahi hiʻohiʻona hana e hoʻomālamalama i ka cellulite e like me ka make. Maopopo kēia: he mea hana ke kino. Inā ʻike ʻo Alexandra Ambrosio ʻelele i kāna mau pana kahakai, hoʻopau paha ia i ka ʻaelike. Hōʻike ka kiʻi i ka nui o nā puʻupuʻu o ka makahiki 38 mai kahi kūpono, a ʻaʻole hiki ke kapa ʻia nā wāwae he kūpono kekahi. ʻOiai, ʻaʻole ʻo Alexandra i 20 mau makahiki, akā hāʻawi ʻia i kāna ʻoihana, ʻoi aku paha kona ikaika i ka hale hoʻoikaika kino.
Inā hoʻokomo ʻia nā mea pohō kahakai i loko o kēia papa inoa mahalo i nā paparazzi a puni, a laila ʻo Anstasia Kvitko no kahi kumu ʻokoʻa. Ua hōʻike ʻo ia i kāna hemahema iā ia iho. ʻO ke kiʻi, kahi a ka poʻe ukali i ʻike ai i ka cellulite maopopo ma nā wāwae a me nā kaha kau ma luna o ka ʻōpū, ua kau ʻia ma ka pūnaewele e ka nani me kona lima ponoʻī. Ma ke ala, hiki nō paha i nā mea kū hewa i ʻike ʻia e nā mea kau inoa ʻo Nastya i nā kiʻi nā hopena o ka hana ʻeleu ʻole me Photoshop. Hana pinepine kēia me Kvitko. I kēlā me kēia hihia, helu ka hopena maikaʻi ʻole.