ʻAʻole ʻike ʻia kēia mau mea e nā makuahine o nā kaikamahine.
1. ʻOkipoepoe ʻana, inā no nā kumu lapaʻau a hoʻomana paha. No ka noho ʻana (ʻelua ʻelua), hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo aku, ʻaʻohe pilikia hou aʻe no ka makuahine.
2. Māmā. Ua piha ka lua i ka pipi. Pēlā, makemake nā keiki liʻiliʻi e pipi kū i luna, e like me ke kula, koe wale nō ke waiho ʻia ma nā wahi a pau.
3. ʻO ka ʻaoʻao maikaʻi o ka mea, hiki iā ʻoe ke kū ma nā wahi āpau o ke alanui inā makemake ʻoe, e wehe wale i ka lele a hoʻohaʻahaʻa i kou jeans a e hele kāua! Me nā kaikamāhine, ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī.
4. Hoʻopili ka pants i nā kuli ma hope o ka mahina ʻilihune o ka hoʻohana ʻana. ʻAe, ma ke kahua pāʻani, ʻo ka pāʻani punahele o nā keikikāne liʻiliʻi ke kiola iā lākou iho i ka honua. A i kēia manawa, ke kamaʻilio nei nā kaikamāhine.
5. Ka queuleuleu o na kaa liilii. A hiki i kēia manawa, ʻaʻole wau i ʻike i kēia ʻōlelo ʻano ʻē. I kēia manawa, ʻaʻole wau e kāhāhā hou i koʻu ʻike ʻana i nā laina o nā kaʻa India e hele ana ma koʻu lumi hoʻokipa.
6. ʻO nā meʻe o ke kiʻi kiʻi Kaʻa. No laila e nīnau i ka makuahine o nā kaikamāhine inā ʻike ʻo ia iā Lightning McQueen, Martin a i ʻole Sally? Ke hōʻoiaʻiʻo nei au iā ʻoe, aloha kaʻu mau keikikāne iā Frozen.
7. ʻO ka nānā ʻana i ka ʻiʻo, a ʻoi aku ka ʻulaʻula. E like me ko lākou makuakāne, makemake mau kaʻu mau keikikāne i nā steaks. Eia kekahi, ʻaʻole naʻu ka mea e ʻōlelo nei, ʻo Florence Foresti.
8. ʻO nā ʻōlelo ahi o ke aloha e like me: "Makemake wau e mare iā ʻoe e mama", "ʻo ʻoe kaʻu mōʻī wahine (ma hope o ka keke a ke aliʻi)", e hoʻoheheʻe iaʻu me ka hauʻoli. E ola oe Oedipus!
9. ʻO ka hoihoi i nā kaʻaahi, nā kaʻa kaʻa, nā kaʻa, nā mea hoʻouka hope, nā kaʻa ʻōpala a pēlā aku. A noʻonoʻo ʻaʻole aʻu kaʻa.
10. ʻO ka Hale Hōʻikeʻike o ka Navy, ka pūʻali koa, ke kaʻaahi Cité du… I ka pōkole, nā wahi wale nō e hoʻohauʻoli ai i nā makuahine.
11. ʻO nā pāʻani kinipōpō improvised i ka wā e ala ai ka hapaha o ka pitch.
12. ʻO nā ahiahi pau ʻole i loko o ke keʻena pilikia. Hāmama ka lae, haʻi lima, haʻi niho… ʻoi aku ka nui o nā keiki kāne liʻiliʻi i ka lima.