ʻO ka ʻōlelo pinepine ʻana o nā kāne a me nā wahine i nā ʻōlelo like ʻole i ʻike lōʻihi ʻia. He mea paʻakikī loa iā mākou ke hoʻomaopopo i kekahi i kekahi - ʻoi aku ka nui inā ʻaʻole mākou e kamaʻilio he alo a he alo, akā, e ʻōlelo, ma ke kamaʻilio. Pehea e koho ai i ke ʻano o ka interlocutor mai nā memo a kūkulu i nā pilina me ia (a ʻo ka mea nui loa, pono ia)?
"He aha kāna manaʻo?", "He aha kāna makemake e ʻōlelo ai me kēia emoji?", "No ke aha ʻo ia e pane mau ai i nā monosyllables?", "No ke aha ʻo ia e kākau pinepine ai?", "No ke aha ʻo ia e hoʻopiha ai iaʻu me ka leo. nā memo?” - he nui nā wahine i ka pae o ka kamaʻāina me kahi hoa pili pono e nīnau i kēia a me nā nīnau ʻē aʻe he nui. ʻO ka ʻike ʻana i ka typology o nā interlocutors pūnaewele e kōkua i ka hoʻomaopopo ʻana i ka mea e peʻe nei ma hope o kahi mask virtual.
1. Moloā
ʻAʻole ʻo ia i pane mai… Ke wili nei ka manaʻo i loko o kona poʻo: no ke aha lā ʻaʻole ia e kākau? ʻAʻole makemake ʻo ia iaʻu! He aha ka mea e pale ai iā ia? No ke aha ʻo ia e haʻalele nei iaʻu?
He aha kāna e kākau nei: ʻaʻohe mea iki.
Nā emoticon makemake: nā emoticon? minoaka? ʻAʻole pili iā ia!
ʻO keʻano o ia mea: ʻaʻole pono e hopohopo. ʻAʻohe mea e pili ana iā ʻoe - ua loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi mea palaualelo loa. Inā, ʻoiai kēia, makemake mau ʻoe iā ia, e kāhea a hoʻonohonoho i kahi manawa i ka hiki. ʻO ke kamaʻilio ola wale nō a me ka manawa e hōʻike i kona palaualelo i nā mea āpau.
2. liʻiliʻi
ʻAʻole pili i nā nīnau a me ka nui āu e nīnau ai, pane mau ʻo ia iā lākou ma ke ala pōkole loa. ʻO kēlā me kēia monosyllabic "ʻae" a i ʻole "ʻaʻole" āu e ʻike ai he paʻi i ka maka. No ka nui o kāu hoʻoikaika ʻana, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kamaʻilio me ia ʻano interlocutor.
He aha kāna e kākau nei: i kou “Aloha, hauʻoli loa au i ka pō nei. Ke kali nei i ka Pōʻalima. A ʻike hou ʻoe i ka hola ʻehiku? - pane ʻo ia me ka huaʻōlelo "ʻae". A pau?! ʻAe, ʻo ia wale nō.
Emoticon makemake: manamana lima nui i luna.
ʻO keʻano o ia mea: ʻO ka "laconic" ke kamaʻilio wale i ka ʻike kumu ma ke kamaʻilio. ʻAʻole nona ka ʻakaʻaka, ka hoʻohenehene, ka ʻakaʻaka. Mai lawe i kāna mau manaʻo liʻiliʻi i ka puʻuwai: ʻoi loa, ʻaʻole maopopo ʻo ia i kou ʻike ʻana i kāna ʻano kamaʻilio virtual.
3. Manao
ʻO ia kāne e hoʻoinu i ka lede o ka puʻuwai me nā ʻōlelo aloha, e hōʻike ana iā ia i kona ʻiʻini i ke aloha. Ua piha kāna ʻōlelo me nā ʻōlelo hoʻohālike aloha a me nā paukū ʻuhane. Me he mea lā ua pōloli loa ʻo ia i ke aloha, ke aloha a me ke kuko.
He aha kāna e kākau nei: "Ke noʻonoʻo wau iā ʻoe a lohe paha i kou leo, ʻoi aku ka wikiwiki o koʻu puʻuwai."
Nā emoticon makemake: puʻuwai ʻulaʻula a i ʻole “kiss” emoticon.
ʻO keʻano o ia mea: Ua pau kāna pilina hope, inā ʻaʻole he mau makahiki, a laila mau mahina i hala. Mai ia manawa, ua hoʻokō ʻo ia i ka loiloi nui. I kēia manawa makemake ʻo ia e hana i nā mea āpau "pololei", no laila hōʻike ākea ʻo ia i kona hoihoi i kahi pilina lōʻihi me ʻoe.
4. Haku X
No kēlā me kēia o kāu mau memo ma ke kamaʻilio ʻana, ua mākaukau ʻo ia i ka pane ʻino a hoʻonāukiuki paha. Hoʻopiʻi ʻo ia i kou hoihoi me nā nīnau hoʻohenehene a hoʻomaha paha i ke kamaʻilio. Aneane hiki ole ke hoomaopopo i ke kumu o kana hana. ʻAʻole maopopo, akā hauʻoli a hauʻoli - ʻoi aku ka nui.
He aha kāna e kākau nei: i kāu "E hui kākou i ka Pōʻaono?" pane ʻo ia: “No ke aha i ka Pōʻaono wale nō? ʻIke wau iā ʻoe i kēlā me kēia pō i loko o koʻu mau moeʻuhane.
Emoticon makemake: emoji winking i nā ʻano like ʻole.
ʻO keʻano o ia mea: ʻaʻole ʻoe e hōʻoluʻolu iā ia, akā ʻaʻole pono ke kali ʻana i kahi mea ʻoi aku ma mua o kahi leʻaleʻa hoihoi. ʻO ka manawa pinepine (ʻaʻole naʻe i nā manawa a pau) he "keiki ʻino" ʻo Mr. X a i ʻole he kāne wahine. ʻO ka pāʻani kāna mea leʻaleʻa, akā ʻo nā pilina lōʻihi, ʻaʻole i hoʻokomo ʻia i kāna mau hoʻolālā.
5. E akahele
Haʻalulu mau kāu kelepona. Ke haʻalele nei ʻoe i ka hale hoʻoluʻu o ke keʻena, aia he 39 mau memo hou i loko o ka Inbox. ʻAʻole pono e nīnau ʻia ka mea kamaʻilio e pili ana i kekahi mea - aia ʻo ia i ka maka. Me ia, makemake ʻoe e nānā i kahi hōʻike ʻoiaʻiʻo, e aʻo i ka nūhou mai kona ola i kēlā me kēia lā i ka manawa maoli.
He aha kāna e kākau nei: "E noʻonoʻo, ua lawe mai kekahi hoa hana iaʻu i kahi latte - ʻoiai ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua loaʻa iaʻu ka lactose intolerance! Hoʻohiki wau ua haʻi aku wau iā ia i hoʻokahi kaukani manawa. ʻAe, a he tennis kaʻu i kēia pō. I ka manawa hope loa ua mālama au i ka helu.
Emoticon makemake: ʻakaʻaka emoji i nā ʻano like ʻole, he mau ʻāpana i ka lālani.
ʻO keʻano o ia mea: e kūʻē i kāna mau monologues pau ʻole, ʻaʻole kōkua ka ʻakaʻaka. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i mākaukau e kamaʻilio piha. ʻAʻole makemake ʻo ia i ka hopena a i ʻole ke ola o ka mea kamaʻilio. Inā i loko o kahi hālāwai maoli e kamaʻilio wale ʻo ia e pili ana iā ia iho, ʻo ia ka manawa e hoʻopau ai i kēia pilina ʻē.
6. Pahee
ʻAʻole nalo kēlā kanaka i kahi manawa hoʻokahi no ka ʻōlelo a i ʻole ka manaʻo ʻino, e hahai ana kekahi ʻōlelo hoʻopunipuni i kekahi. Maikaʻi ʻo ia i nā ʻenehana o ka "kamaʻilio lepo", akā, auwe, ʻaʻole maoli kāna mau memo - akā hiki ke wānana. Eia nō naʻe, me ka hoʻohālikelike, pili lākou i nā mea he nui o mākou.
He aha kāna e kākau nei: i ka pane ʻana i ka ʻōlelo ua luhi ʻoe, kākau ʻo ia: "He manaʻo koʻu pehea e hoʻāla ai iā ʻoe."
Emoticon makemake: ka monkey e uhi ana i kona waha.
ʻO keʻano o ia mea: He mea maikaʻi nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo ma ke kamaʻilio ʻana no ka mālama ʻana iā mākou i ko mākou manamana wāwae, akā i ke ola maoli, ʻo ke kamaʻilio ʻana me ia kanaka e lilo i mea paʻakikī. Me kēlā ʻano interlocutor, ma ke ʻano he lula, he mea ʻino a ʻoluʻolu hoʻi. Ma hea i hele ai ka macho o ka leka o nehinei? Mai nana, aole malaila. E hōʻike hou ʻo ia i ke kamaʻilio inā no kekahi kumu e hoʻoholo ai ʻoe e hoʻomau i ke kamaʻilio. A ma ke ala, e hoʻomanaʻo: ʻaʻole maikaʻi nā huaʻōlelo a me nā huaʻōlelo i ke aloha maikaʻi mai kēlā kanaka.