Ua maopopo iā ʻoe, loaʻa iā ʻoe ka pēpē maikaʻi loa o ka honua! Nani ʻo ia e like me ka puʻuwai, ʻakaʻaka ʻo ia, he mau maka ʻoliʻoli kona a me nā lei ma kona mau papalina… ʻO ka mea pōmaikaʻi, ua hana maikaʻi ʻia ke ola, a ʻaʻole ʻoe e manaʻo i ka hoʻopailua iki i ka wā e hiki mai ana iā ia. No laila, aia kekahi mau mea wela ʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hana, ʻeā?
1. E hoʻomaʻemaʻe i ka pacifier ma ka hoʻokomo ʻana i loko o kou waha
Damn, hāʻule ʻo ia i ka ʻaoʻao, damn you did not take a spare, damn it and damn it, uē pēpē. E hele hop, ʻaʻole i ʻike ʻia a ʻike ʻole ʻia, ʻaʻole i ʻike ʻia, ʻaʻole i ʻike ʻia, ʻaʻohe wahi liʻiliʻi o kou waha a maʻemaʻe. E ʻae ʻaʻole ʻoe e haʻaheo no ia…
2. E ai i kana mea i kuha ai
ʻOiai e hana ana ke pēpē i kāna ʻai, ʻo ʻoe kāna ʻohi ʻōpala. "ʻAe, ʻaʻole kahi ʻāpana keke." ʻO Yum yum, loaʻa pū kekahi ʻāpana kokoleka holoʻokoʻa “. A i ka ʻai maikaʻi, ʻoiaʻiʻo!
3. E nana me ke aniani hoonui i ke ano o kona noho
Hoʻokumu nā makuahine ʻōpio i kahi hoihoi i ka ʻeke o kā lākou keiki, a maikaʻi kēlā! ʻO ka loko o ka diaper kahi hōʻailona maikaʻi o ke olakino maʻamau o ke pēpē. Akā, ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e komo i ka ecstases, ʻeā?
4. E hoʻohana i ka waha pēpē ihu aspirator
ʻAʻohe mea leʻaleʻa iki, akā ʻo ia kekahi o kēlā mau mea hana hoʻomāinoino pēpē e pono ai nā mākua ʻōpio e aʻo i ka hana. ʻO ke kani o ” sluuuurrp »E hauʻoli i kou mau pō no ka manawa lōʻihi ...
5. E kau i kou manamana lima i ka diaper e nānā i ka mea o loko
ʻO ka maʻamau ka waiho ʻana i ka ihu i mua ua lawa (a ʻaʻole ia he ʻano maikaʻi loa, akā maikaʻi…), akā i kekahi manawa, mau ke kānalua. Pehea e nānā ai me ka hoʻopilikia ʻole i ka pēpē? Ua hoʻomaopopo maikaʻi ʻoe, makemake wau ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio e pili ana i ia ...
6. E hoʻomaʻemaʻe me kou kohu
Iā ʻAnakē Simone i hana ai iā ʻoe, ua ʻike ʻoe he mea weliweli loa ia. Akā, pono ʻoe e ʻae i kekahi manawa ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe ma kou lima ma mua o kou manamana nui a me kou kohu e holoi ai i kēlā kokoleka maloʻo mai kona papalina puʻupuʻu.
7. E hoʻopaʻa i kahi pāpaʻi liʻiliʻi ma ka ʻaʻahu, kahi mash maloʻo ma ka lauoho…
ʻAʻole hiki ke ʻimi i kekona e hoʻololi a hoʻomaʻemaʻe paha iā ʻoe iho ma mua o kou hele ʻana i waho. Eia kekahi, ʻaʻole paha ʻoe i loaʻa ka manawa e hele ai i mua o ke aniani e ʻike ai i kou kūlana…