ʻAkaʻaka mau ka poʻe kali, maikaʻi a mākaukau e hoʻokau iā ʻoe. E hāʻawi lākou iā ʻoe i kahi mahalo, e hāʻawi ʻoliʻoli iā ʻoe i nā ʻōlelo aʻo, e hana i nā mea āpau e hoʻomaha ai i kou noho ʻana i ke keʻena a…. lilo e like me ka hiki.
Hoʻohālikelike ka hale ʻaina i ka hale keaka. ʻO nā mea āpau ma ʻaneʻi - ke kukui, a me ke kala o nā paia, a me nā mele, a me ka papa kuhikuhi - i hoʻolālā ʻia i mea e pono ai nā malihini kipa. Akā, e like me kā lākou e ʻōlelo nei, foreararned is forearmed. No laila, i ka ʻike ʻana i nā hana hoʻopunipuni a ka poʻe kali, nā mea hana nui o kēia hale keaka, hiki iā ʻoe ke kaohi maʻalahi i ka nui i lilo i ka hale ʻaina.
1. Papa-maunu… Inā loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi cafe kaulana ʻole e hakahaka, a lawe i kahi wahine hoʻokipa a hoʻokau iā ʻoe i ka papa ʻaina hōʻoluʻolu ʻole loa ma ka puka komo, mai pūʻiwa ʻoe. No laila, hoʻowalewale nā hoʻokumu i nā poʻe, e hana ana i nā hiʻohiʻona o ka lehulehu. Inā makemake ʻoe iā ia - noho, inā ʻaʻole - e ʻoluʻolu e noi i kahi pākaukau ʻē aʻe. ʻAʻole ia kāu hopohopo e lure i nā mea kūʻai aku hou i ka cafe.
Eia nō naʻe, ʻae nā mea nona nā hale ʻaina he nui i kahi kulekele i haʻi ʻole ʻia o nā "papa gula": hoʻāʻo nā mea hoʻokipa e hoʻokau i ka poʻe maikaʻi ma ka veranda, ma nā puka aniani a i ʻole nā noho maikaʻi loa ma waenakonu o ke keʻena e hōʻike malihini i ko lākou hoʻokumu ʻana i kona hanohano a pau.
2. "Kahi papa ʻaihue kolohe ʻole" - manaʻo ka mea lawelawe a lawe aku i kāu pā, ke haehae ʻoe i ka ʻāpana meaʻai hope loa mai ia mea. ʻOiai, ma ke ʻano he hopena, ʻike ke kanaka iā ia iho ma kahi pākaukau hakahaka, a me ka manaʻo hilahila e koi iā ia e kauoha i kahi mea ʻē aʻe. Inā ʻoe, e waiho ana i ka pākaukau, e hoʻolālā e hoʻopau i ka ʻai ʻana i nā koena o ke pā, e noi aku i kou mau hoaaloha e nānā pono ʻaʻole e hiamoe ka mea lawelawe.
3. Nīnau mau ka mea lawelawe i nā nīnau e pono ai iā ia… No laila, no ka laʻana, aia kahi rula "nīnau pani", i hoʻohana maikaʻi ʻia i ka hale ʻaina me nā meaʻai wikiwiki a me kahi hōkū ʻo Michelin. Hana e like me kēia: ma mua o kou manawa e hoʻopuka ai i kahi huaʻōlelo e pili ana i ka inu, nīnau ʻia ʻoe i ka nīnau: "Pono ʻoe i ka waina ʻulaʻula a keʻokeʻo paha, e monsieur?" I kēia manawa ʻaʻole ʻoluʻolu ʻoe i ka haʻalele ʻana i ke koho i hāʻawi ʻia, ʻoiai inā ʻoe i hoʻolālā mua e ʻai i nā mea maloʻo a pau.
4. ʻO ka mea pipiʻi loa ka mea i kapa ʻia ka hope… Ua haku ʻia kēia maalea hoʻokalakupua e nā hale kiaʻi Palani: ʻo ka mea lawelawe, e like me ka lehelehe alelo, papa inoa i nā inoa o nā mea inu e koho ai: "Chardonnay, sauvignon, chablis?" Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e maopopo i ka waina i ka manawa like, akā ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake e kuni ʻia ʻoe me he naʻaupō, ʻoia paha, e haʻi wale ʻoe i ka huaʻōlelo hope loa. A ʻo ka mea hope loa ka mea pipiʻi loa.
5. ʻAʻole nani nā mea ʻai māmā manuahi… ʻO ka manawa pinepine, lawelawe nā meaʻai māmā i ka make wai. ʻO nā hua paʻakai, nā pahūpahū, nā ʻāpana berena moemoeā e make wai ʻoe a hoʻōla i kou makemake, ʻo ia hoʻi e kauoha ʻoe i nā mea inu hou aʻe a me nā meaʻai.
Inā mālama ʻia ʻoe i ka cocktail a i ʻole ka mea hoʻoleʻa manuahi no ka manuahi, mai hoʻohaʻahaʻa pū kekahi iā ʻoe iho. Makemake wale nā mea kali e hoʻolōʻihi i kou noho ʻana, a no laila ka nui o kāu pila, a i ʻole ke kali nei i kahi wēlau nui.
6. ʻO ka waina hou? Inā makemake ʻoe i ke kauoha ʻana i ka waina i loko o ka hale ʻaina, ʻike paha ʻoe i ka ninini ʻana o ka mea lawelawe iā ʻoe i kahi inu maoli ma hope o kēlā me kēia inu. ʻO ka pahuhopu nui ma aneʻi e hoʻopau i kāu waina ma mua o ka pau ʻana o kāu pāʻina. Hoʻonui kēia i ka likelike e kauoha ʻoe i kahi ʻōmole ʻē aʻe.
7. Kūʻai mai, ʻono loa ia! Inā ʻōlelo ka waiter i kekahi mea iā ʻoe me ka hoʻomau pono, e makaʻala. Nui nā koho ma aneʻi: ua pau nā huahana i ka lā pau, ua hui pū ʻo ia i ke kīʻaha a pono koke ʻo ia e kūʻai aku, kūʻai aku i kēia meaʻai iā ʻoe, e loaʻa iā ia kahi uku hou, no ka mea, no kekahi hui me kahi ʻoihana. ua hoʻoholo ʻia ka ʻaelike.
8. Hoʻolālā kumukūʻai. ʻO kekahi ala ʻē aʻe e paipai iā ʻoe e hoʻolilo i ke kālā hou aʻe e hana i ka leʻaleʻa o ke kumukūʻai. No ka poʻe hoʻomaka, ʻaʻole hōʻike nā hale ʻaina i kālā, ʻaʻole hoʻi i nā hōʻailona. Ma hope o nā mea āpau, hoʻomanaʻo nā hōʻailona iā mākou e hoʻolilo kālā "maoli" ana. No laila, ʻaʻole kākau ka papa ʻaina i ka “UAH 49.00” no kahi burger, akā “49.00” a i ʻole “49” maʻalahi.
Ua mālama ʻia ka noiʻi ma kēia wahi, a hōʻike ʻia nā kumukūʻai i kākau ʻia i nā huaʻōlelo - kanahākūmāiwa hryvnia, paipai iā mākou e hoʻohana maʻalahi a me nā mea hou aku. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, hoʻonoho ke ʻano hōʻike hōʻike kumukūʻai i ke kani no ka hale ʻaina. No laila, ʻoi aku ke aloha o ke kumukūʻai o 149.95 iā mākou ma mua o 150.
A kū ʻia ʻaʻole hiki ke hōʻike ʻia nā kumukūʻai ma ka papa kuhikuhi no ka ipu holoʻokoʻa, akā no 100 mau gram o ka huahana, a loaʻa i ka pā ka nui ʻokoʻa.
9. Maunu pipiʻi i ka papa kuhikuhi kahua paʻa… ʻO ka maʻa e waiho i ka ipu makamae loa ma ka piko o ka papa kuhikuhi, a ma hope o nā kumukūʻai o nā mea ʻē aʻe a pau ua kūpono ke kūpono. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻohe mea e manaʻo e kauoha ʻoe, e ʻōlelo, kahi ula no UAH 650, ʻaʻohe paha loaʻa. Akā kahi steak no 220 UAH. ma hope o ka ʻula, e lilo ia i "ʻaelike maikaʻi loa".
ʻO ka mea ka loaʻa ʻana o nā kīʻaha pipiʻi ma ka papa kuhikuhi e hana i kahi manaʻo maikaʻi a hoʻonoho i ka hale ʻaina me he kūlana kiʻekiʻe. ʻOiai ʻaʻole kauoha ʻia kēia mau kīʻaha. Akā ke manaʻo nei kēia kumukūʻai iā mākou e like me mākou i kipa aku ai i kahi hoʻokumu kiʻekiʻe a me ka ʻoluʻolu hou aʻe.
10. Nā poʻo inoa kūwaho. ʻĀ, ʻo wai e makemake e uku i nā kālā kupaianaha no ka crouton a i ʻole ka saladi Caesar maʻamau, akā no kahi crouton a i ʻole "salakeke imperial", ʻoluʻolu mau ʻoe. ʻO kaʻoi aku o ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe i ka inoa o ka pā, ʻoi aku ka pipiʻi o kāna kumukūʻai. ʻOiai ʻo kaʻiʻo puaʻa i hoʻomoʻa ʻia a me ka sauerkraut ʻike pinepine ʻia e like me "German Mittag". Ma hope o kēlā mau kīʻaha exotic, ʻaʻole lākou e kākau i kāna ʻano, akā ʻo ka inoa a me ke kumukūʻai kumukūʻai wale nō. No laila, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake e hoʻolilo keu keu, mai kauoha i nā pā.