I ka manawa mua, kūʻē lākou āpau i ka pipi, a ʻo ka nui o hoʻokahi pule ma hope - ʻaʻole ka ninini wai ʻana o nā hoa aloha.
"Ma luna wale nō o koʻu kupapaʻu," ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia i ka pane no ka noi ʻana i kahi ʻīlio. "ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke kū iā lākou, ʻaʻole loa he ʻīlio i loko o koʻu hale." A i kona iho ʻana mai i ona lā, hoʻoheheʻe ʻia ka loko ʻino i loko o ka ea. ʻAe, nā makuakāne me nā keiki ʻaʻole e laʻa e like me nā ʻīlio pēpē! “ʻO wai ke keiki maikaʻi? ʻO wai ka maikaʻi ma aneʻi? "- kahaha wale nō ʻoe, no ka mea, hoʻokahi mahina wale nō i kēia manawa ua mākaukau kēia kāne e moe i lalo me nā iwi, akā ʻaʻole i ʻae ʻia ka ʻīlio i loko o ka hale.
"ʻAʻole au makemake i nā ʻīlio, i nā mea liʻiliʻi hoʻi," i ʻōlelo ʻo ia.
A laila hoʻomaka nā pae o kaʻae ʻana: "ʻAe, ʻae, ʻaʻole naʻe i ka nānā ʻana i ka sofa." A… Pehea, e kuʻu Akua, i hana maoli ai kēia? ʻOiai i ka pololei, ʻike mākou: ʻaʻole ka ʻīlio ma ka moe. Ua noho ʻoluʻolu ʻo ia ma luna o ka mea nona, ka mea "inaina i nā ʻīlio."
"I ʻole ʻoe e hoʻokokoke i ka sofa!" Ua aʻo ʻo ia.
ʻOi aku. I kēia manawa e hiamoe ana lākou i kahi ʻapo, hele a kamaʻilio, koe wale nō ʻaʻole lākou e ʻai mai ka pola like. A mākaukau kekahi mau "daddies ʻīlio" e hana i ka mea e hiki ai iā lākou ke hoʻoleʻa he nānā nui ʻole lākou i ka pipi o ka ʻohana. Aia a loaʻa ka selfie i kā lākou kelepona.
"ʻAʻole hōʻike ʻo Pāpā i kona aloha maoli i kā mākou ʻīlio kahiko," e hōʻoiaʻiʻo ai nā keiki a kēia kāne.
"Ua ʻōlelo koʻu makuakāne ʻaʻole loa ia e loaʻa i kahi ʻīlio i loko o kona ola, no ka mea pono ʻoe e mālama, hele, a he makahiki kona, kēlā mau mea āpau. E nānā wale pehea lākou e noho ai i mua o ke kīwī. A laila hoʻokau ʻo ia iā ia e hiamoe i loko o kaʻu kahu hānai ma mua, "kākau kekahi o nā mea hoʻohana o ka pūnaewele ʻo Reddit.
Nā kiʻi e hōʻoia: ʻaʻohe kanaka e hiki ke kūʻē i ka ʻīlio, ʻoiai pehea e hōʻoia ai ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke kū i nā holoholona, he nui loa. He aha ke kiʻiona kahi e paʻa ai ke kāne i kahi Bulldog Palani liʻiliʻi e ka paw ʻoiai e hiamoe ʻo ia! Ua hōʻiliʻili mākou i nā kiʻi liʻiliʻi loa o nā kāne i "hiki ʻole ke kū i nā ʻīlio" - lau ma o ke kiʻi paʻi kiʻi.