Hoʻomaopopo ʻo wai ʻo Billy Milligan? He kanaka kēia i loaʻa i ka maʻi lolo. ʻIke - Multiple Personality. I hoʻokahi o kona poʻo, ua noho like nā poʻe like ʻole he 24! Akā loaʻa iā ia nā mea like me kahi makuahine maʻamau.
Ua kū mai kahi kumumanaʻo pīhoihoi mai kahi makuahine ʻōpio … I hoʻokahi makahiki i hala aku nei, hānau ʻo ia he kaikamahine, ʻo Kira, ka mea āna i aloha nui ai iā Businka. He pēpē ʻo Bead, no laila ua hoʻomaka ʻo Vika e hana i nā mea ʻike i ka honua ʻike ʻole o ka makuahine. A ʻaʻole wale e hana, akā hoʻolālā pū kekahi. ʻO kahi laʻana, manaʻoʻiʻo kahi wahine ʻōpio i ka hiki i kēlā me kēia makuahine ke hui pū i nā mea kūpono ʻole - ʻo ia mau ʻano e like me he mea laʻa ʻole.
"Inā kākau ʻo Daniel Keyes i kahi puke ʻaʻole e pili ana iā Billy Milligan, akā noʻu, inā ua nui aʻe ka prosaic, akā ʻoi aku ka hoʻohenehene a me ka hoʻohenehene ... Hele maluhia kēia mau makuahine 10 a pau me kekahi. "Akā ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻae, a na kekahi e hoʻāla i ka sabotage," ʻakaʻaka ʻo Victoria. ʻĀ, e kamaʻāina kākou.
1. Wela ʻo Māmā… He makuahine ʻelemakule me ka maʻi hyperprotection.
Hoʻopilikia ka wahī ʻana i nā keiki. Pono e huhū. ʻOi aku ka kiʻekiʻe o ka metabolism o kahi keiki ma mua o ke kanaka makua, no laila ʻaʻole anuanu, anuanu nāu, a ke hou nei ke poʻo i ka hou.
2. Anuanu ʻo Mama… Wela ke kaikaina māhoe o Māmā me ka nānā pono aʻe.
Poʻo, kikoʻī. ʻO Brrr, anuanu, 20 mau kekelē Celsius wale nō, no Iulai kokoke i ka hau (nā kaha inā nā SMS e pili ana i nā hau ʻaʻano mai ka Ministry of Emergency). Wela iā ʻoe, akā ʻaʻole hiki i ke keiki ke ʻōlelo ua anuanu ʻo ia. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi e kau i ka pālule, ʻaʻole ʻeha ka wela o nā iwi.
3. ʻO Zen makuahine… ʻO kahi nigga ʻōpio me kahi ʻano hilahila ʻole o ka hilahila. Eia naʻe, ʻaʻole ikaika.
He aha, e ke kaikamahine? Makemake ʻoe e hoʻopuehu i nā mea āu i hao wale ai? OK. E ʻohiʻohi au ... a laila, i kēia manawa e hoʻopau wau i ke kūkulu ʻana i hale kiaʻi o nā ipu lepo. He aha? ʻO ka ʻai ʻana i kaʻu lipstick punahele mai Estee Lauder? Ok ... E hoʻohuli wau i ka hānai ma Instagram.
4. He kaikamahine pāʻina ʻo Māmā. ʻO ka ipo wahine a Zen mom, ʻōpio, ʻoliʻoli a ikaika hoʻi, akā ʻaʻole nui loa.
Disco-disco… Vinishko-booze, ʻākoakoa o nā kaikamahine, nā kuʻekuʻe wāwae, nā cafe ... Ah-ah, hōʻino ia ... Kira ... OK, Google, pehea e waiho wale ai i kahi keiki liʻiliʻi no ʻelua mau hola me ke kāhea ʻole ʻana i kahi exorcist?
5. Makuahine ʻōhumu… Makemake i ke kauoha, hoʻomaʻemaʻe a inaina i nā whims a me nā pranks a nā keiki.
ʻAe, e-my ... Ua hoʻopau wau i ka ʻohi ʻana i ka pī mai ka papahele, holoi i nā paia mai ka māka, hoʻokaʻawale i ka ʻōpala mai ka ʻōpala. He mea hiki ʻole paha ke noho mālie no 10 mau minuke, me he mea lā ua hala ka lua o ka makahiki, pono wau e hoʻomaopopo ...
6. He lupe ʻo Māmā. Hāpai i kahi keiki i kona mau niho, ʻaʻole e waiho i kekahi, ʻaʻole loa, no kekahi mea. ʻO ia iho e hānai, iā ia iho e hiamoe, nā mea āpau.
ʻO kaʻu ipo, my, my, my…
7. Mama vanilla… Ke uē, ke aloha, ke kani ʻana me ka naʻau i kēlā me kēia manawa kūpono.
ʻO ke minoʻaka a ke kaikamahine e like me ka māmā, ka pale o ka ʻēheu ʻānela. Pehea ka wikiwiki o ka ulu ʻana, pono ʻoe e mālama i nā mea āpau - kahi laka o ka lauoho, ka niho mua, ka diaper mua ...
8. Makuahine hoʻomake… ʻO kahi makuahine kolohe a kolohe ʻole hoʻi, mākaukau e ʻae i kēlā me kēia mea i komo i kahi ākea o kāna keiki i loko o ka ukana.
Mai nānā astance i kaʻu keiki! ʻAʻole hanu! Mai walaʻau! Mai hoʻopā!
9. Makuahine mea… He lālā paʻa ʻole i ka hui ʻo #Yazhmothers. ʻIke ʻo ia i nā mea āpau loa.
ʻO Hospadaya, e pepehi kēia mau makuahine i nā keiki, pono e hana i ka piko me ka wai sulfuric no ka mahina e mae ana, ʻaʻole no ka mea e hiki mai ana. I kēia manawa ke hele nei kaʻu kaikamahine i loko o Brodsky i hoʻokahi makahiki, maʻalahi, akā e haʻalele ana iā ia.
10. A aia nō ʻo wau wale nō… ʻO Vika, ʻo 30 kona mau makahiki a # He makuahine hewa ʻole wau, makemake wau e hiamoe a noho mālie.
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