18 mau mea ʻaʻole e ʻōlelo aku i ka wahine i hānau ʻia

ʻO nā huaʻōlelo 18 kiʻekiʻe ʻaʻole makemake ka makuahine ʻōpio e lohe

ʻO ka hānau keiki he haunaele kino a noʻonoʻo i hiki ʻole ke ana. ʻO nā lā ma hope o ka hānau ʻana, pono e ʻōlelo ʻia, hoʻololi pinepine mākou ma waena o ka euphoria a me ka melancholy. ʻAʻole hoʻi e haʻi ʻia i ka pēpē ʻulaʻula e hiki mai ana me ka ʻole o ka ʻōlelo aʻo ʻana a hoʻokomo iā mākou i ke kaumaha nui. ʻO ka pōkole, ʻo nā wahine ʻōpio i hānau hou nei he palupalu, palupalu, maʻalahi ... Hoʻokahi huaʻōlelo nui loa a hiki i ke kipa ʻana o ʻAnakē Michèle ke lilo i kaua kīwila. E nā mākua, nā hoaaloha, nā hoa hana, eia nā huaʻōlelo 17 ʻaʻole makemake ka makuahine hou e lohe.

1. No ke aha ʻoe e hānai ʻole ai, ʻōlelo lākou ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi no ka pēpē?

ʻAʻole, makemake au e ʻona i kaʻu kaikamahine me ka waiu pauda.

2. Ua hiamoe maikaʻi ʻo ia?

E like me ka pēpē hānau hou e ʻai i kēlā me kēia 2 hola.

3. Ma hea ʻoe e hele ai i kēia kauwela?

Ma Bora Bora, maikaʻi ia no nā pēpē ʻelua pule.

4. Aia nō ʻoe i ka haukapila?

ʻAe, aloha au i kā lākou pāʻai ʻai a ʻo kēia kahu hānai nāna e nānā i koʻu ʻōpū i kēlā me kēia 3 hola, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke hana me ka ʻole.

5. He aha kāu e hana ai i kou mau lā i kēia manawa?

ʻO ka moena mauʻu ', ke kūʻai ʻana, nā kīʻaha liʻiliʻi ... ʻo ka gland he aha.

6. A ʻo ke kolu ke manaʻo nei ʻoe?

Manaʻo ʻoe ʻo kēia ka manawa?

7. Ua noi anei ʻoe i ka epidural?

ʻAe, e like me 80% o nā wahine makemake ʻole e ʻeha i ka wā e hānau ai.

8. ʻAʻole like ʻo ia me ʻoe a me kāu kāne

ʻAe, makemake wau e aʻo iā ʻoe. Ua hoʻololi wale lākou noʻu, akā shhh mai ʻōlelo ʻoe i kekahi mea.

9. Ua loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi hoʻonohonoho mālama keiki?

ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole kēia koʻu hopohopo mua ma laila.

10. Ke ʻaʻahu mau nei ʻoe i kou pālule hāpai

ʻAe, ʻokoʻa ʻo Kate Middleton, ʻaʻohe oʻu ʻike i ka mea nāna e hoʻokomo i nā jeans skinny 24 mau hola ma hope o ka hānau ʻana.

11. (Uwē) Manaʻo wau ua pōloli ʻo ia

E kāhāhā iaʻu, ʻai wale ʻo ia.

12. Aole i uhi nui ia?

E haʻalele iaʻu!

13. He helehelena ʻakaʻaka kona

ʻAʻohe manaʻo…

14. Haikea iki oe

ʻAʻohe ʻakaʻaka, ʻaʻole wau i hiamoe no 48 hola.

15. Ua lawe mai au ia oe i ka make-up

Manaʻo ʻoe he pono iaʻu ke hana pēlā?

16. Heaha ke kumu o keia inoa mua?

Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo ʻaʻole makemake ʻoe, ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi!

17. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ʻoe i kūʻai i kahi moena?

ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke uku. ʻO Vlan.

18. Ua ʻike anei ʻoe he mea ʻawaʻawa ka holoi ʻana?

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