ʻO ka ʻai wikiwiki, ʻāpana a me nā mea ʻai ʻino ʻole he pilikia maoli i nā makuahine. E hoʻomaʻamaʻa i ke keiki i ka meaʻai olakino, ke nui nā hoʻowalewale a puni ... ʻO ka mea nui e pale aku. Ua hakakā kekahi kamaʻāina o ke kaona Kelemania ʻo Aachen me ka nui o kāna keiki ʻōpio i ka hiki iā ia. Akā pehea e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke mālama iā ia? Pehea ʻoe e palena ai? Ma hope o nā mea āpau, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kau i ka laka ma ka pahu hau ... A e kau paha ʻoe iā ia?
ʻAe, ʻaʻole hale kākela. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻai i ka lā. E hoʻopaʻi wale mākou, kala i ka slang, dojoor pō. No laila, kau ka makuahine kumuwaiwai i ka pahu hau… ka pū waikaua. E kuʻu Akua, he kaʻao kēia! Ala Ala, Karl! No ke aha i manaʻo ʻole ai koʻu makuahine e hana i kēia? Nānā ʻoe, ʻaʻole wau e hakakā me ka incontinence ʻai a me kahi waiwai pio mānoanoa no 30 mau makahiki. E kala mai, ua hoʻohoka wau.
No laila, ua lako ka pahu hau me kahi pū waikaua i huli ʻia i ke ahiahi, no laila ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka ʻai nui i ka piʻina ma laila i ka pō. A laila i kekahi lā ua ʻike kahi hoanoho i ka piʻi ʻana o kekahi mau ʻōpio ma luna o ka pā, e holo wikiwiki ana i kēia hale, ua pio nā kukui i ka lumi kuke, a - maikaʻi - ua pio ka pū waikaua.
Ua kāhea ke kāne i ka mākaʻi. He keiki lākou, ʻōlelo ʻoe? Akā ʻaʻole, i Kelemania ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hele ma waena o kekahi. Pono e hoʻopaʻi i nā lawehala ʻōpio. Ua hōʻea nā mākaʻi. Ma kahi, ua maopopo leʻa ʻaʻole hewa, koe wale no ka hoʻolohe ʻole banal. ʻAʻole hōʻike nā luna hoʻomalu kānāwai i kekahi mea no ke kelepona wahaheʻe ʻole - ua lilo ka ʻakaʻaka i uku no ka wā i ʻike ai lākou he aha kēia mea. Eia kekahi, mahalo pū lākou i ke akamai o koʻu makuahine. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole kāna keiki ke lilo i ka paona.