1. E moe i ka pō o 10 mau hola i ka lālani
2. ʻAʻole lohe hou i ka walaʻau ʻana o ke kakahiaka i ka crescendo "Maaaaamannnn"
3. Loaʻa i kahi kau inoa ʻole "nā kahu hānai ahiahi".
4. Loaʻa ka wahine hoʻomaʻemaʻe 4 mau hola i ka lā (ka moeʻuhane ...)
5. ʻO kahi mea hoʻomaʻemaʻe hoʻomaʻemaʻe e hānai i nā keiki, i kekahi manawa (akā ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole ʻoiaʻiʻo ...)
6. ʻO nā pani pepeiao ʻaʻole kani leo akā e hoʻemi wale iā lākou
7. ʻO ka hope hiki ke hele mālie i ka lumi ʻauʻau
8. Hoʻokahi lā me ke keiki ʻole a me ke kāne ʻole
9. E hele i kahi hale kalapu, e moe i ka hola 5 am a ala i ka hola 13 pm hou loa (ʻae!)
No ka hoʻoikaika ʻana? Hiki iā ʻoe ke koho i nā makana kuʻuna, a i ʻole ka maʻalahi o ka hāʻawi ʻana.
E heluhelu:“La Māmā: kā mākou mau manaʻo makana, e hāʻawi… a i ʻole e mālama iā ʻoe iho! (hōʻike kiʻiʻoniʻoni) ”
10. He puke kala e hoʻomaha ai, a me nā penikala i hoʻopā ʻole ʻia e kekahi!
11. Hiki iā ʻoe ke heluhelu i ka makasina holoʻokoʻa ma luna o kahi noho deck i ka wā hoʻomaha
12. ʻAʻole hele hou i ka pediatrician hoʻokahi manawa i ka pule (ʻelua maikaʻi i ka makahiki)
13. Holoi i loko o ka ʻauʻau ʻauʻau me ka ʻole
14. Kūʻai no ka ʻauinalā holoʻokoʻa (me ka ʻole o nā keiki, hele ʻole me ka ʻōlelo ʻole)
15. Loaʻa i kahi kaʻi ma ka home, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi
16. Hiki ke ʻai i kahi ʻeke keke me ka hoʻouka ʻole ʻia e nā mea liʻiliʻi pololi
17. ʻAʻole pono e hoʻomaʻemaʻe hou i ka lumi o nā keiki he ʻumi manawa i ka lā
18. E hoʻomaikaʻi ʻia e ka ʻohana holoʻokoʻa ma hope o ka ratatouille maikaʻi i hana ʻia i ka home (a i ʻole nā kīʻaha meaʻai ʻē aʻe)
19. Pakele no ka hopena pule aloha a i ʻole me nā hoaaloha
20. Loaʻa i kahi keiki 2, 3 (oops!)