He mele Kanaka ʻo Shania Twain, ʻo ia kekahi o nā ʻāina kūleʻa o kēia wā a me nā mele pop - he hōʻailona o ka vegetarianism.
ʻOiai mākou e hoʻomanaʻo ana i kā mākou mau hālāwai kahiko, ua hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā Shania ua haʻalele wau i ka ʻiʻo i ka makahiki i hala, ʻoiai ke hoʻomau nei au i ka ʻai ʻana i ka iʻa, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o koʻu manaʻo.
“Kupaianaha!” Ua haʻi mai ʻo Shania iaʻu, a he hōʻoia kēia o kaʻu mea ʻai meaʻai.
He kanaka meaʻai ʻo Shania e ʻai i ka paʻakai akā ʻaʻole ʻai i nā hua.
ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻohe o kāua ʻelua i haʻi i kēia ʻano o ke ola.
ʻŌlelo mau ʻo Shania he pilikino loa ia a ʻaʻole ʻo ia e kākoʻo i ka vegetarianism. Hoʻomaopopo ʻo ia he koho pilikino ka vegetarianism. Pono e noʻonoʻo a pono e hoʻokokoke i ka naʻau, ka ʻuhane a me ke kino. Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i kēlā, maikaʻi.
Nui nā pōmaikaʻi o ka lilo ʻana i mea ʻai meaʻai. No ka laʻana, ʻaʻohe oʻu ʻeha a me ka ʻeha o ka ʻōpū, a ua maʻalahi nā pōʻai ma lalo o koʻu mau maka.
ʻO Shania, ma kekahi ʻaoʻao, ʻālohilohi me kona nani.
I kekahi mau mahina i hala aku nei, ua kapa ʻia ʻo Country Weekly iā Shania he 48 mau makahiki ka wahine maikaʻi loa o 2013.
Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia me ka wiwo ʻole he mau ʻaoʻao maikaʻi nō ka lilo ʻana i mea ʻai meaʻai. Ua haʻi aku ka poʻe me ka maʻi maʻi ʻaʻai iā ia ua kuhikuhi ko lākou kauka i kahi meaʻai meaʻai na lākou. Manaʻo ʻo ia he pololei, akā ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi inā hoʻōki lākou i ka ʻai ʻana i ka ʻiʻo ma mua o ka maʻi.
A i ʻole e hoʻomāʻemi ʻia ʻoe e ka vegetarianism. No ka laʻana, ua lilo koke au i 4.5 kg.
Akā ua hoʻi hou koʻu metabolism ma hope o kekahi mau mahina a ua loaʻa hou iaʻu koʻu kaumaha.
A laila ua ʻōlelo ʻo Shania iaʻu e ʻai liʻiliʻi.
ʻAe, maopopo iaʻu i kēia mau mea a pau, ʻike wau, akā ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke ola me ka ʻole o ka ʻāʻī a me ka hauʻulu.
ʻAi pono a noʻonoʻo ʻo Shania. Hoʻopili ʻo ia i ka hui ʻana o nā meaʻai maka a me nā meaʻai holoʻokoʻa i kēlā me kēia lā. Aia kāna ʻai i nā ʻōmaʻomaʻo, nā mea kanu a me nā nati.
ʻAi ʻo ia pēlā i kēlā me kēia lā.
Ua haʻi mai ʻo ia iaʻu inā ʻoe e hoʻokomo i ka berena, ka laiki a me ka pasta i kāu ʻai, ʻoiaʻiʻo hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻai pū me lākou a i kekahi manawa e hoʻololi i ka nele o ka ʻiʻo, akā aia kēia mau huahana i ka starch. ʻAʻole kōkua kēlā ʻano meaʻai.
He nani loa ʻo Shania no ka mea he haʻahaʻa ʻo ia, akā ke hoʻomaka wau e nīnau e pili ana i kona hiki ke kuke, hauʻoli loa ʻo ia!
No ka laʻana, ʻōlelo ʻo ia e hoʻonohonoho ʻo ia i ʻahaʻaina no ka Kalikimaka. Hana ʻo ia i kāna meaʻai kūikawā - ʻono loa, ʻono, ma muli o nā halo morel. Makemake nā kānaka a pau i kāna ʻalani ʻeleʻele. He ʻono ʻo ia e like me ka ʻalani turkey, akā ʻaʻole i loko o nā huahana holoholona. ʻAʻole loa e ʻōlelo ka poʻe ʻo kāna ʻuala ʻono, he mea pepehi kēia ʻuala.
Ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e kākau i kahi puke kuke a kōkua i ka poʻe no ka mea ua hoʻāʻo ʻo ia i nā meaʻai meaʻai he nui nā hola e hoʻomākaukau ai. Hoʻokolohua nui ʻo Shania i ka lumi kuke. Makemake pū ka poʻe ʻai ʻai i kāna mau kīʻaha.
Me ke kanalua, ʻo Shania ka wahine nani loa o 2013.
(Ma muli o Doug Elfman)