Ma waena o nā mea kaulana, aia kekahi mau mea hoʻomaʻemaʻe maoli e nānā pono i ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe mau o ka hale. Nui nā mākaukau maikaʻi loa i mākaukau e kū ma ke kapuahi no hoʻokahi hola a ʻoi paha e hana i kahi mea keu. Akā aia kekahi poʻe makemake ʻole i ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe a me ka kuke ʻana, makemake i ka hoʻolilo manawa ma nā mea ʻē aʻe.
Ua hōʻiliʻili ka mea hana kiʻi i kahi hōʻiliʻili maikaʻi o nā makana kiʻi ʻoniʻoni like ʻole, me Oscars. Akā ua hoʻonele ʻia ʻo Jennifer i ke kālena o ka wahine hoʻokipa. ʻAʻole maikaʻi ʻo ia i kuke a no laila hoʻāʻo e hana ia mea i ka manawa liʻiliʻi loa: makemake ʻo ia e ʻai i nā hale ʻaina a i ʻole kauoha i nā meaʻai ma ka home. Ma waho aʻe, ʻaʻole makemake ʻo Lawrence e hoʻomaʻemaʻe i nā mea āpau.
ʻAʻole ʻike iki ka wahine a Will Smith i ka kuke ʻana. ʻO Jada Pinkett ponoʻī e kamaʻilio e pili ana i kēia ma kahi hālāwai ninaninau a kunou i ka genetics: ʻilihune loa kona kupuna wahine i ka kuke ʻana, ma hea i loaʻa ai i kāna moʻopuna ke akamai? Hiki i nā papa kuke ke kōkua i ka mea hana keaka, akā ʻaʻole hōʻike ʻo Jada Pinkett i ka makemake iki e kākau inoa no lākou.
Poina pinepine ʻo Megan Fox i ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe maʻamau. Kāhea ākea ʻo ia iā ia he haumia a palaualelo. Ua ʻae ʻo ia no ka palaualelo a hōʻiliʻili wale i nā mea: hoʻopuehu lākou i ka hale āpau, kahi a Megan i waiho ai iā lākou. Hoʻohui i nā holoholona e holoholo a puni nā lumi (ʻaʻole mākou e kamaʻilio e pili ana i nā pōpoki banal a ʻīlio paha, akā, no ka laʻana, e pili ana i ka puaʻa a i ʻole nā squirrels), a maopopo leʻa i kekahi manawa he haumia loa ka hale o Fox a me kona ʻohana.
ʻAʻole hiki i kekahi ke hoʻohuli iā Tyra e reincarnate ma ke ʻano he kuke - ʻaʻole no ke kiʻi i ka nani, akā no ka mea maoli. Hōʻike ka supermodel ʻaʻohe ona manawa e kuke ai, no laila kūʻai ʻo ia i ka meaʻai lawe ʻia. Kū i ke kapuahi ponoʻī? No ke aha?
Makemake ka mea hoʻolaha TV e hoʻolimalima manawa ma kahi ʻoihana a me ke kamaʻilio pū ʻana me nā mea aloha, e waiho ana i nā hana o ka hale i nā limahana i hoʻolimalima ʻia. I kekahi o nā nīnauele, ua ʻae ʻo Ksenia ʻoiai i loko o kāna mau makahiki haumāna ua ʻoki ʻo ia i kālā e uku no ka wahine hoʻomaʻemaʻe i hele mai. Ua mālama au ma kahi mea ʻē aʻe, inā ʻaʻole pono wau e lawe i ka pulumi a me ka ʻehu. ʻAʻole makemake ʻo Sobchak e kuke, nāna i haʻi aku iā Maxim Vitorgan ma mua o ka male ʻana. Akā i kēia mea, ua hoʻololi ke kāne i kona manaʻo: mai kēlā me kēia manawa i ke kakahiaka, mālama ʻo Ksenia iā Maxim i nā cheesecakes a me nā pancakes, nāna i kuke iā ia iho.
Ke komo nei i ka hale kūʻai, ʻaʻole hiki i ka wahine ke hōʻole i ke kūʻai ʻana. No laila, i loko o kona keʻena, piha nā mea āpau me nā ʻeke o nā lole hou ʻaʻohe manawa a Lindsay e komo ai. ʻAʻole loaʻa iā Lohan ka manawa e hoʻokaʻawale ai i nā mea i loaʻa a me nā ola i ka haunaele piha. Ma muli o kēia, ma ke ala, ua haʻalele kekahi o nā mea hale: ua manaʻo ʻo ia he paʻakikī loa kēlā ʻano hana.
Mai ka wā kamaliʻi, hāʻawi ka mea hoʻokani tenite kaulana i ka hapa nui o kona manawa i nā haʻuki. No laila, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i aʻo i ke kuke, ʻoiai ua hoʻokumu ʻo ia i kāna laina momona. Eia nō naʻe, ʻae ʻo Maria i kāna kīnā a lana ka manaʻo ke loaʻa iā ia nā keiki, e hoʻomau ʻo ia i ka hana kuke.
ʻO ka mea hana keaka, nāna i hoʻokani iā ia i ke kūlana "La Dolce Vita", me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻike i ke kuke ʻana a ʻaʻole ia e aʻo pehea e hana ai. Aia kekahi mau kīʻaha maʻamau - ua lawa kēlā. Ma mua o ke kū ʻana ma ke kapuahi, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka heluhelu ʻana i kahi puke hoihoi. A inā makemake ʻoe i kahi mea ʻono, hiki iā ʻoe ke hele mau i ka hale ʻaina.
ʻAʻole ʻike ka mea hana keaka pehea e kuke ai. ʻO ka makuakāne o kāna kaikamahine ʻo Ryan Gosling i haʻi aku me ka ʻakaʻaka pehea ka makemake o Eva e mālama i nā mea āpau i ka pasta, akā ʻonoʻino ka ipu. ʻAʻole huhū ʻo Mendes iā ia iho e kēia: hiki iā ʻoe ke hele i ka hale ʻaina a i ʻole he meaʻai māmā i ka hele. A i kona manawa kaʻawale, e pāʻani maikaʻi ʻo ia me kāna mau kaikamahine.
I loko o ka hale o ka mea hīmeni weliweli a me ka mea hana keaka, aia nā ʻīlio a me kahi puaʻa liʻiliʻi, ʻaʻole ia i pāpā aku e hana pono i kā lākou ʻoihana ma ka papahele. Hoʻohui, aia nā pahu pizza, nā pā lepo a me nā wahī ma nā wahi āpau. ʻAʻole pilikia ʻo Cyrus i ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe, me ka manaʻo he mālama kēia na ke kaikamahine. Māloi hoʻi e hali i nā ʻōpala i ka hīnaʻi. ʻAʻole ia he mea kupanaha ke hoʻāʻo nā malihini a Miley e hele akahele loa, me ka nānā pono ʻana i ko lākou mau wāwae: makemake kekahi poʻe e heʻe i loko o ka puddle a kahi ʻīlio a paheʻe paha i kahi pepa i lawe ʻia mai ka ʻaukā kokoleka.
Ke hele nei e kipa iā Beyoncé, hiki i kāna mau hoaaloha ke hōʻoiaʻiʻo e hānai maikaʻi ʻia lākou. Akā ʻaʻohe mea a ka mea mele me ka hiʻona o nā hana culinary ma ka papa: kauoha ʻo ia iā lākou i nā hale ʻaina pipiʻi. ʻAʻole maopopo iā Beyoncé iā ia iho e kuke a ʻaʻole ʻimi e aʻo.
Mai ka wā kamaliʻi, ua maʻa ka mea hana keaka i kahi kauā, ʻaʻole ʻo ia iho e hoʻomaʻemaʻe a kuke paha. Hoʻomākaukau kahi kahu kuke i hoʻolima ʻia no Sofia a me kona ʻohana. A ʻo ke keiki hoʻi a Vergara, ka mea i ʻike maka ʻole ʻia i kāna kālena ʻai a ʻoluʻolu hoʻi i nā poʻe āpau me nā kīʻaha hoihoi.
E like me Lindsay Lohan, hoʻolei ʻo Jessica i kona kapa ma nā wahi āpau. Ua hoʻonāukiuki ʻia kēia kūlana e nā ʻīlio o ka mea mele: aia ko lākou huluhulu i nā wahi āpau, a pēlā pū me nā lau o ka lauoho hoʻopunipuni a Jessica, kahi a nā holoholona e makemake nei e pāʻani.
ʻAʻohe ahonui o kahi makuahine o nā keiki he nui e kū i ke kapuahi a hoʻowali i kekahi mea. Nānā ʻo ia a poina i ka kuke ʻana. I ka manawa e noho pū ana ʻo Brad Pitt lāua ʻo Angelina Jolie, ke kāne, e noʻonoʻo ana e pili ana i nā hopena ʻoluʻolu ʻole o ia ʻano hana, ua noi aku ʻo ia i kāna wahine ʻaʻole e hoʻopilikia iā ia iho me ka hana i ka lumi kuke.
ʻO ka mea mele kaulana kahi pōʻino maoli no nā mea hale. ʻOiai ma hope o nā meaʻai māmā i kahi moe, ʻaʻole hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻo Britney ma hope ona iho, e waiho ana i nā ʻāpana kuki a me nā ʻāpana o nā sanwika! ʻĀ, ke ʻike i kahi hōkū me kahi holoi holoi ma ka lima he kūpono ʻole ia.