Pehea ka makua kāne ʻO ke kalvary nā mea pāʻani kani
Noho mākou i kahi honua walaʻau. ʻO ka uwē ʻana o nā kaʻa, ke kani ʻana o nā kelepona paʻa, ka uē ʻana o nā keiki: i kekahi manawa me he mea lā ua hui pū ke ao holoʻokoʻa i ko mākou mau pepeiao. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hoʻomanawanui mākou i ka walaʻau o kā mākou keiki, no ka mea, ua hana ʻia ke aloha no ia mea. Eia naʻe…
Ke kokoke mai nei nā lā hoʻomaha a he manawa ia e piʻi nui ai ka leo.ʻO ka mea mua, no ka hauʻoli o nā keiki (ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke hoʻohewa iā lākou, ʻo ia ke kilokilo o ka Kalikimaka). A ʻo ka lua, no ka mea, hāʻawi paha kekahi iā lākou i mea pāʻani kuli.
ʻIke wau i kaʻu ʻōlelo. Ua hāʻawi mai koʻu makuahōnōwai wahine i kaʻu keiki i pūʻolo makana. He nani. Hauʻoli ʻo Granny ma ka hana ʻino ʻana i kāna moʻopuna, ʻaʻohe mea kūlohelohe. ʻO nā aʻalolo o nā mākua, ma kekahi ʻaoʻao, ua paʻakikī. No ka mea, ʻo ka makana i nīnau ʻia he robot koa laser e holomua ana ma ka hana ʻana i kahi racket FIRE-FIRE-FIRE, i hoʻonani ʻia me nā pū ʻana o nā pū submachine TA-TA-TA-TA a me BOM-Boom-Boom boom. Hiki i ke Keiki ke leʻaleʻa me ia no nā hola. A inā ʻoe e noi iā ia e kū, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke lohe iā ʻoe, no ka robot.
He puʻupuʻu wale nō kēia mea daimonioi waena o nā mea ʻē aʻe i ka hōʻiliʻili ʻana i nā mea pāʻani makemake ʻole a ke Keiki, kēia ʻano kapitalista, hauʻoli e hōʻiliʻili.
Ua ʻike pū ʻoe i ka ʻeha o ke kaʻaahi liʻiliʻi nona ka TCHOU-TCHOU hiki ʻole ke hoʻōki i ka wā i hoʻomaka ai. ʻO ka papa e hoʻōho HAVE FUN ME KEIA RIGOLO GAME ke hana ʻoe i kahi kelepona ʻoihana koʻikoʻi. ʻO ka puke mele e hana hou i nā pahu mua ʻehā o La Lettre à Élise me ka pau ʻole, a hiki i kou maʻi ʻana iā Beethoven (ʻo ia ka kuli, ka mea laki).
A ʻo kēia helikopter, ma laila, e hoʻopuka ana i nā decibels ʻoi aku ma mua o ka rocket Ariane i ka lele ʻana.
No ke aha ka leo nui?
No ke aha ka maikaʻi ʻole o ka leo?
Ua ho'āʻo wau e hoʻopaʻa i nā puka e hoʻemi i ka din, ʻaʻole hoʻohana nui, lanakila mau ka mīkini i ka hopena.
ʻAʻole hiki i kekahi ke hoʻomaopopo piha i ke kumu ʻaʻole i hoʻopiʻi pinepine ʻia ka poʻe hana i nā mea pāʻani kani. E hoʻokuʻu ʻia ka leo o nā mākua me nā pepeiao ʻeha? ʻOi aku ka nui o kēia mau mea i hana ʻia me ka plastic e pepehi i nā honu.
Aia kahi hoʻonā i koe: e haʻalele i nā mea i nīnau ʻia i ke kūʻai kaʻa mua. ʻAʻole maʻalahi. Kia'i ke Keiki i ka palaoa a 'oloka'a 'o ia ma ka honua, me ka ho'ōho 'ana: 'A'ole, makemake au e malama i ke ka'aahi e hana ai i TCHOU-TCHOU. ʻAʻole mākou e lanakila ma ka hoʻololi. No laila, ho'āʻo mākou e huikau i ke Keiki: "Uaʻikeʻoe, i koʻu manawa, ua loaʻa iā mākou kahi manawa maikaʻi me kahi kaula a me kahi'āpana pepa". (Ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei au ua haʻi mua koʻu mau mākua iaʻu i kēia moʻolelo, a ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei au, i kēlā manawa, ʻaʻole wau i manaʻoʻiʻo iā lākou.)
I ka pōkole, ua lanakila mākou e nā mea kūʻai aku a ʻo kā mākou mea e hana ai, ʻo ka ʻae ʻana i ko mākou kūlana he leo haumia. Ke kokoke mai nei ka lā 25 o Kekemapa, ʻike wau i kaʻu e nīnau ai iā Santa Claus: earplugs.
ʻO Julien Blanc Gras