He aha ka pilikia me ʻoe, Elon Musk? No ke aha ka piliona e ʻai ai i nā manawa āpau?
 

ʻO Tesla CEO, ka mea hana i nā kaʻa uila, nā ukali a me nā rockets Hana ʻo Elon Musk 80 a 90 mau hola i ka pule… ʻAʻole ʻo ia e hoʻomaha iki, a ua hoʻomaha ʻo ia i ʻelua wale nō manawa i kona ola, a ʻo nā mea i kūleʻa ʻole. Mahalo paha wau ke hiamoe a ʻai kekahi o nā mea kālepa kaulana loa o ka honua?

Huli i ia ʻAʻohe papaʻai a Elon! ʻOiai kāna hana nui, 'Ai ka mea kālepa i kāna makemake a makemake ia: a hiki i kēia i ka manawa o ka ʻae ʻia o ka papahana o kahi rocket hou ma o ka loulou wikiō a i ʻole ka hōʻike ʻana o kahi kaʻa Tesla hou.

ʻO ka maʻamau ʻaʻohe manawa o ka pilionaiona no ka ʻaina kakahiaka, no laila i ka holo e inu i kahi kīʻaha kope a ʻai i kahi kī kokoleka Mars. Maliʻa paha he koho kūpono no ke kanaka e hoʻāʻo nei e kiʻi i Mars, akā ʻaʻole no kekahi e makemake e olakino ma ko mākou honua. ʻOiai ma ʻaneʻi ua ʻae ʻo Elon Musk ua maopopo iā ia nā pōʻino āpau: "Ke hoʻāʻo nei au e hōʻemi i ka ʻai o nā mea ono, hoʻāʻo wau e ʻai i ka omelet a me ke kofe no ka ʻaina kakahiaka." ʻ,, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hoʻokaʻawale me kahi kīʻī kope.

 

ʻO ka ʻaina awakea a ko kāua hero he mea nui ʻole e like me ka ʻaina kakahiaka. ʻO nā mea āpau a kāna mea kōkua i lawe ai iā ia i nā wā hālāwai, ʻai ʻo Elon i loko o ʻelima mau minuke. ʻAʻole paha ia e ʻike i ka mea āna e waiho ai i loko o kona waha i ka wā o ka ʻaina awakea. ʻOiai ʻaʻole hiki ke kapa ʻia kahi ʻano pāʻina awakea. Akā ua ʻae ʻo ia nō kēia ʻano maikaʻi ʻole - ʻai me ka nānā ʻole.

Ma ka hakahaka, nānā ʻo Musk i ka ʻaina awakea, kahi e hana pinepine ʻia ai ma ke ʻano o kahi hālāwai ʻoihana. Manaʻoʻo ia he mea hoʻowalewale loa kēia mai ka noʻonoʻo ʻana i ka ʻai. "ʻO ka ʻaina ahiahi ʻoihana ka manawa ke ʻai maoli au i ka nui," ʻae ʻo Elon Musk.

ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole like ka ʻai o ka piliona piliona i kēia manawa. Ma hope o kona neʻe ʻana i Kanada mai ʻApelika Hema i ka makahiki 17, ua noho ʻo Musk i nā home o nā hoahānau o kona makuahine. I kēlā manawa, he haumana ʻilihune ʻo ia, a ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e hoʻokolohua, ma kahi o ke kaumaha: e hoʻolilo hoʻokahi kālā wale nō i ka lā i ka meaʻai! No kekahi manawa, ua hiki iā ia ke ola e like me kēlā, e ʻai nei i nā ʻīlio wela a me nā ʻalani wale nō (ma hope o nā mea āpau, pono i kekahi mau huaora, na ke Akua! I kēia manawa ua ʻae ʻo Elon i ka hapa nui o nā mea āpau āna i aloha ai i ka meaʻai Farani (onion soup, escargot snails) a me nā kīʻaha barbecue.

ʻAʻole holo maikaʻi ka meaʻai o kekahi o nā piliona piliona poʻokela o ka honua. Akā ʻo wai ka hewa? ʻAʻohe mea. Maopopo maoli ʻo Elon Musk, no ka mea, hana ʻo ia i kahi wā e hiki mai ana maikaʻi loa no kākou āpau. ʻAi paha ʻo Elon Musk i ka wā e hiki mai ana no ka ʻaina kakahiaka. A makemake nui ʻo ia i kēia ʻono.

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